Sassy Mangoes

Ask What You Desire   Hey, I'm Carmen :) WARNING: This person is extremely flammable.I'm a Zombie! I eat brains.*BOO* Did I scare you? Hell Yeah. So sorry.Age is just a number, I'm 16 though. I'm just a girl with a pillow pet. You're just a random stranger. This blog is just things I love and enjoy, I hope you all enjoy it too! Message me? I promise not to bite!

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

(Source: stinson, via guy)

— 16 hours ago with 199796 notes

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via guy)

— 16 hours ago with 410234 notes

bagmilk:

when you’re talking to someone in class but only you get in trouble

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— 17 hours ago with 166298 notes

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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(Source: cyberfricking, via phobias)

— 17 hours ago with 183911 notes
toffany:

here’s a classic color block! 
*This version is edited! I goofed!! 

toffany:

here’s a classic color block! 

*This version is edited! I goofed!! 

— 17 hours ago with 3952 notes

if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

(Source: r0yall, via orgasm)

— 17 hours ago with 576941 notes
rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

(via guy)

— 17 hours ago with 85522 notes

abiblr:

fucky-str1pe:

themadfangirl:

kieradoe:

whatsortofamandoesntcarryatrowel:

Dad: Why do you think they do that?
Girl: Because the companies who make these try to trick the girls into buying the pink stuff instead of stuff boys want to buy.
[x]

that awkward moment when a child understands the harm of forcing gender roles better than most grown male politicians.

Always reblog.

I’m surprised that I haven’t reblogged this, to be honest.

I love that last gif.  She looks so frustrated.  Like “Um, hello, obviously girls and boys can like anything why doesn’t anybody get that???”

She does have a point though..

Kids who are smarter than adults though.

(Source: this-isakindness, via guy)

— 17 hours ago with 918800 notes

intensional:

friday .. my second favorite f word .. first is food

(via orgasm)

— 17 hours ago with 4447 notes
yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

(Source: saddest69, via guy)

— 17 hours ago with 328310 notes