Sassy Mangoes

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princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

(Source: princeloptr, via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 day ago with 286059 notes

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

(via orgasm)

— 1 day ago with 330774 notes

wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

(Source: 42g33ks, via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 day ago with 155003 notes

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

image

(via guy)

— 1 day ago with 342919 notes

magicbutterdragon:

nflstreet:

yeah, but can the science side of tumblr explain THIS *whips out dick*

alright! someone bring me the microscope.

(Source: tajh-boyd, via phobias)

— 1 day ago with 138536 notes

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

(Source: stinson, via guy)

— 4 days ago with 251933 notes

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via guy)

— 4 days ago with 424665 notes